Posted On: March 26, 2009 By: simpson Comments: ( zero )
Unfortunately for this Ricer this was not his time and dam sure not the right place. They deserve what ever punishment they got doing dumb shit like that in the middle of an intersection. Go find a back road in an industrial estate to pull some skids
Posted On: March 26, 2009 By: simpson Comments: ( more )

Why the hell would you put a TV on the bonnet of a car ? oh yeah thats right ricer boys like to stand around the carpark of Macca’s doing fly bys all night. At least this way you can watch your fav Drift movie whilst talking about how fully sick your car is.
Category: Ricer
Posted On: March 25, 2009 By: simpson Comments: ( zero )
I love these clips of some random people taking the piss out of some poor bastards pride and joy. I’m still trying to work out what is funnier the poeple taking the video the way they are paying out on the car or the car its self.
Category: Videos
Posted On: March 25, 2009 By: simpson Comments: ( zero )

AS the signage on the side of the bowl of rice suggests it needs to EXPLODE and i tell ya what i would happly do it for free. I’m not even going to point out how many things on this are just so wrong. How could any comapny actually give them money for sponsership ??????
Category: Ricer
Posted On: March 24, 2009 By: simpson Comments: ( zero )
When Ford brought these things out i thought to myself straight away why the hell would you call a car Probe. Its just wrong just like the people that own them and do things like these multi coloured mods
Category: Videos
Posted On: March 24, 2009 By: simpson Comments: ( zero )

Nothing says i’m a Ricer wanker more than a bright paint job, a body kit that slows the car down, makes it so low that you could never driver the car. Oh yeah and don’t forget to bolt on a set of M3 BMW mirrors just to make sure.
Category: Videos
Posted On: March 23, 2009 By: simpson Comments: ( zero )
How can any one think that this looks good. It makes me want to poke my eyes out with a rusty spoon. Just think about what kind od DOUCHEBAG built this thing. How could you live with yourself knowing you created some thing so ugly as this.
Check out more pics of this thing Here (warning) some of the images shown via this link may induse random vomiting
Posted On: March 23, 2009 By: simpson Comments: ( zero )


Well where can i start this is the strangest bowl of rice have have posted to date. What in the hell is it i think they tried turning some sort of shit box into a Corvette then realised half way throught that it will only ever be a huge waste of space RICER that should be put into the metal crusher.
Category: Ricer
Posted On: March 22, 2009 By: simpson Comments: ( zero )
Here is another fine example on how to wreck a perfectly good looking car. I’m all for enhancing cars but in my eyes these types of mods ie: the black bonnet, shopping trolley handle wing and a massive plastic body kit does the TOTAL opposite just makes the car look like it is owned by a DOUCHEBAG !!!!
Posted On: March 22, 2009 By: simpson Comments: ( zero )

It left the factory as a beautiful Nissan Skyline GTR. Now it has been deformed into a stupid changing color, plastic covered, goofy looking car. It almost looks like it has slammed into a tupperware cupboard and come out the other side with some sort of dease
Category: Ricer